Friday, October 16, 2009

Demwit Definition: Moonbat


MOONBAT: (Shortened version of BARKING MOONBAT) An unthinking or crazed leftist -- in other words, a modern liberal on the extreme edge of whatever their -ism happens to be.

Moonbats are prone to fits of rage and hysteria due to their frustrations with conservative policies. Moonbats may often be found protesting the Iraq War, President Bush and the U.S. Military.  The mental state of Moonbats is rumored to be effected by the cycles of the moon--much like werewolves.  They also tend to be quite batty.

USAGE:
A Moonbat is a liberal who has abandoned fact & logic in the pursuit of spewing their socialist propaganda, (ie Al Franken, Michael Moore, and Janeane Garafalo, to name but a few.) Ronald Reagan was the absolute antithesis of a Moonbat.

A Moonbat is a liberal who has sacrificed sanity for the sake of their pro-evil ideology. A Barking Moonbat will accept and loudly repeat ANY lie that advances their political agenda.

The Moonbat believes that guns are the cause of crime – and soldiers are the cause of war and that his Utopia would exist if it wasn’t for the conservative patriot. John Lennon chronicled it in the Moonbat anthem “Imagine.”  They imagine “no countries” and that starts first and foremost with the destruction of the greatest country in the history of the world.  The Moonbats also dream of a world where no God exists to compete with their own self-importance (think Barack Obama) and the most telling line in their anthem is for everyone to imagine a time where anything and everything is devalued to the point where “There’s nothing (left) to kill or die for.” (adapted from the wise words of Evan Sayat)

A different Beatle song that parodies Liberals seems appropriate here. Look at the opening picture of the video (taken at an anti-war rally), in the forefront is Jane Fonda; go behind her and count three to the left and there is John Kerry.

ALL THE LIBERAL PEOPLE

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