Marc Haines of CNBC: "Despite bombing the MOON, President Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize."
Jennifer Loven, AP: "He Won, But For What?"
Ana Marie Cox: Apparently Nobel prizes now being awarded to anyone who is not George Bush.
Inscription on the Plaque: Thanks for Not Being Bush
Abe Greenwald: "Obama makes an unprecedented, no-holds-barred effort before one international organization, the IOC, to obtain something for his country and fails in an immediate and spectacular manner. But after doing absolutely nothing, he wins a prize for himself from another international organization, the Nobel Committee, for insulting his country for nine months."
The Chicago democrat machine ain't what it used to be. They were supposed to bribe the Olympic Committee, not the Nobel Peace Prize Committee.
Weekly Standard: "Is the Nobel Peace Prize some sort of consolation prize for losing the Olympics?"
What a joke. The prize created by Alfred Nobel, who invented dynamite, has created an award for Obama, the guy who is trying to blowup United States.
When Nobel Peace Prizes are awarded to people like Yasser Arafat, Al Gore, and Jimmy Carter, you know all you need to know about the Nobel Peace Prize.
Erick Erickson: "Obama is becoming Jimmy Carter faster than Jimmy Carter became Jimmy Carter."
Frank J: "This makes a mockery of the prize. There is no way Obama has had time to accomplish as much peace as Arafat did."
The earth is officially cooling and Al Gore won the prize for what - fantasy?
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Does anyone remember that Norway collaborated with Hitler awhile back? Does the name Quisling ring a bell? No wonder they couldn't agree on Gandhi. What more is there to say?
Newsweek: The Nobel shows Obama is still popular abroad. But that doesn't help much if the U.S. is seen as a banana republic.
We’ve heard a lot over the past few years about radicals trying to achieve their aims through “lawfare.” Here’s a new concept in asymmetric conflict: “prizefare.” The Nobel Committee was not rewarding Obama. It was attempting to geld him.
This award makes Obama an official member of the Socialist Admiration Society.
Reality has shrugged and exited stage right, allowing for his understudy Parody to take over the lead role for the next four years or so.
When I heard the announcement that Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize I got the same feeling you get when you find out the truth about Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny... it's all a lie.
White House Aide: "It's not April 1st, is it?"
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BREAKING NEWS: OBAMA WINS ANOTHER AWARD
Breaking: "Obama also awarded Nobel prize in chemistry. 'He's just got great chemistry,' says Nobel Committee."
Breaking: Obama wins Emmy Award in new category: "Person Most Responsible for Encouraging People to See What Else is On".
Breaking: Obama wins NASCAR Sprint Cup Championship. Driver Jeff Gordon: "None of us can turn left like Obama can. He deserves it."
Breaking: Al Gore: "I won Nobel Prize because I told people it was hot outside. Obama won because he IS hot."
Breaking: Obama wins Grammy because the sound of his voice is music to their ears.
Breaking: Obama wins Oscar for having "coolest private theater in the country and lots of Hollywood friends".
Breaking: Obama inducted into Basketball Hall of Fame. Never played in college or NBA, but he believes in basketball.
Mr. President! Mr. President! The Heisman Trophy Committee's on the phone!!!
Mark Steyn: Barack Obama may end up with history's most crowded trophy room, but his presidency is shaping up to be tragedy – for America and the world.
AP: The Nobel committee, it seems, had the audacity to hope that Obama will eventually produce a record worthy of its prize.
Andrew Moylan: "Today's Nobel Prize announcement: clear evidence that the Nobel committee is a strong believer in the doctrine of pre-emptive action."
Rush Limbaugh: "They love a weakened, neutered U.S and this is their way of promoting that concept. I think God has a great sense of humor, too."
Nicholas Kristof: "I admire his efforts toward Middle East peace, but the prize still seems very premature. What has he done?"
Carter has to get his two cents in of course: "Former President Jimmy Carter says the Nobel Peace Prize awarded to President Barack Obama is a 'bold statement of international support for his vision and commitment.'"
Fred Thompson: "Shouldn’t the Nobel Peace Prize have a higher bar than high expectations?"
Kathryn Jean Lopez, National Review: I want to buy the world a coke.
Adam Bromberg, CRC: Nobel Prize Committee must be staffed by out of work comedy writers.
Kristina Hernandez, CRC: It was the Beer Summit that put Obama over the edge.
Barack Obama’s Teleprompter: Big Guy says Bill Clinton called and was gracious in defeat; offered to fly Kanye West over for the Nobel awards ceremony.
Ann Althouse: Why didn't Obama win the Nobel Prize for literature? Answer: He wrote two books.
SOURCES: Weekly Standard: Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize: Some Thoughts and Laughs and George Stephanopoulos at ABC News.
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